简单男孩

最近都在忙着搬家的事情，想了想，糟糕了！忘记了这里还有一间家咧！

糟糕糟糕，忙了整个礼拜，才发觉忘记跟大家宣布这么重要的事情。

对不起…对不起…

其实这个理想，拥有自己的部落格，自己的Domain，打从我开部落格时就有了。

写部落格都有满满一年了，很感谢大家给我的支持，我才有今天。（说到好像很成功将！）

呵呵…

由于要维持两个部落格真的真得很辛苦，又有英文，又有华文，

我想了很清楚…决定停止写着部落格了…

这个决定很难说出口，毕竟这是我辛辛苦苦经营起来的宝贝。

短短几个月就到五千人来做客了，说多不多，说少不少。

可是，终有一天要离别的嘛！

所以，宝贝，再见了！

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我的新部落格—–

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc………

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don’t be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Malaysians: Don’t want la…

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Diam lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that….

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn’t the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don’t know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

辛苦了三个星期，哇，终于都给我捱到今天了！

天天想到面对书的日子，真得蛮痛苦的。

十五天啊！十五天的考试日！

可否想象下平常的乐趣都没了，整天就只有埋头苦念，苦读苦读….

现今学生的竞争好激烈，就连老师也拉到这个圈子了。

很记得很记得我班的老茶，天天都数去年的失败给我们听，

天天进到班就施压了，其实，他还没进来就感到压力了！恐怖！

三个星期不用听他的唠叨，感觉蛮舒服咧！

对咯，送给他的礼物不动又没开来看看?

是否会感动到流泪呢？？？

自爽~~~~~

今天决定整天就在我的老婆前面了，

顺手的摸来摸去，

看见她优秀的身材，

真恨不得要把她‘奸’掉咧!

呵呵…会不会痕淫列？

其实,我的老婆=我的电脑

考试就快要到尾声了！

想起假期可以舒舒服服的在家里休息，哇，恨不得快快考完这三天！

大家有没觉得最近的connection有点问题？

上来上去都是很慢很慢，写部落格都要等上十五分钟？

我们钱白白酱飞走了….付钱我们就有份，可是他们提供的服务就烂到酱！